This article was originally published on 24/7Mirror
When you own a cat, there's always some sort of surprise waiting for you in the kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, or any other room in your house. They are unpredictable, but who are we to judge cat logic? From sleeping in litter boxes to begging for more food, these cats will have you saying "aww" as you scroll through these hilarious photos. Even if you're not a fan of cats, and you stumbled on here by accident, by the time you're done you'll be a cat lover for sure!
"I Shall Call Him Squishy And He Shall Be Mine"
This cat has found the perfect bed to sleep on, and he loves it so much that he started to look like it. He could not be more content with life than he is sleeping on his seal bed.
It looks so comfortable and squishy that we are almost jealous of him. It would be awesome if these came in human sizes because we would, for sure, buy one.
When You Lie On Your Resume, But Get The Job Anyway
This cat has more discipline than most humans. He wants to learn from the soldiers so he can train his own army of cats to rise up and take over the world. That seems logical, right?
Since he already has stripes, do that automatically promote him to sergeant level? Would anyone be surprised if the cat advanced faster than the humans? We are going to say no.
"I See You, Susan"
Cats are getting smarter by the day. This cat is using holes in the bed frame to track his owner's movements. He is looking for the perfect moment to attack.
What he doesn't know is that his owner can still see him even though he is trying to be incognito with his hiding skills.
Wakey, Wakey!
When you sleep in, your cat has to wait longer for his food to be served. This cat took matters into his teeth and attempted to pull the human out of bed. Sadly, he was not strong enough to carry the human's weight.
You can see the determination on this cat's face. If only it were five times bigger, then it would be able to pull his owner out of bed with ease. Sorry kitty, you have to wait a little longer for food.
When You See The Waiter Bringing Out Your Food
Have you ever been so hungry at a restaurant, and the second the waiter brings out your food, it is the only thing you can focus on. That must be what happened with this cat; his owner probably brought out his breakfast.
Once his pupils widen like this, he is ready to pounce on the food waiting in the bowl. This happens to the cat's eyes because it allows more light so they can easily distinguish more minute movements.
"Hello There, I'm Goomba"
This is Goomba, he has two teeth that stick out of his mouth, and some people make fun of him for it. However, Goomba is a good kitty and just wants to play in the laundry and be loved.
Goomba brings joy to all that come into contact with him. Now that you have seen his picture, your day will be significantly better.
His Name Should Be Mittens
Although this cat is incredibly adorable, we do have to take note that cats are starting to evolve so they can do more things with their paws. If they have opposable thumbs, there is only a short amount of time before they take over the world.
Oliver may seem sweet and innocent, but behind that adorable face is the calculated brain of a leader. He is waiting for his humans to be vulnerable before he takes full control.
"Where Do You See Yourself In 10 Years?"
Is this what people mean when they ask you to cat sit? Are you supposed to go over to their house and have all the cats sit on you while you watch TV or stare at a wall?
There must be something special about this boy because we have never seen so many cats cuddle with a human at once. Maybe he lined his pockets with catnip so they would want to sit with him.
The Dog Ate Her Food, So She Went To Tell On Him
"Mom, you will never believe what the dog did. She ate a bite of my food without asking, and I am upset." You can see the anger on the cat's face, and the dog almost looks like she is saying, "Don't tattle on me please!"
We have never seen a cat look more like an angry human until the photo. If there were cat versions of Karen, this is what it would look like.
Fooled By a Piece Of Cardboard Again
Just when we all started to think about how smart cats are, they got fooled by a lizard-shaped piece of cardboard. We wonder how long it took them to realize the lizard wasn't real.
One of them probably had to jump and attack it for them to figure out that it wasn't going to start moving. This is a great way to keep cats entertained for a few hours.
Besties Forever
This woman got a puppy, and she was nervous about introducing her cat to her new dog. Luckily, the cat eventually got used to the puppy's need for cuddles constantly.
After about a month, the puppy got bigger, and the cat decided she was going to have to tolerate the dogs cuddling. The cat has forgotten what it's like to be an only child.
When You Start To Look Like Your Pets
They say you start to look like your pet after having them for a while, and this photo is evidence that it's a fact. The guy in front looks exactly like the orange cat right down to the blue-green eye color.
It's also funny that he got his girlfriend to imitate the other cat for the perfect photo. This will go down as one of the best cat selfie impersonations of all time!
Target Acquired
This cat saw something moving and acquired his target. As his pupils widened, he got ready to pounce and attack the prey. All we need to know now is what was he getting ready to attack.
This could also be one of those posters that shows what a person's eyes look like on different drugs, but in the cat's case, the drug would be catnip.
"Time To Get Up And Pay Attention To Me"
This woman adopted a cat, and every morning the cat brought her slippers to her bedside. Finally, she captured the cat bringing her slippers on camera.
Who needs a slipper-bringing dog when you can have a cat that does the same job. She probably wants her owner to get out of bed and play with her.
These Two Really Don't Like The Vet
Unfortunately for these cats, it was time for their check-up at the vet, and they knew exactly where they were going the second they heard the carrier unzip. By the time they arrived at the vet, they refused to leave their carrier.
We would not want to be the person who has to stick our hand inside the carrier to get them out. That person will be left with lots of scratches and bite marks from two very angry and afraid cats.
The Moment She Found Out She Was Pregnant
This owner captured the moment her cat found out she was having kittens. We can't tell if she is excited or scared to be a mother, but we are sure her instincts will kick in when the time comes to give birth.
She thought she and her boyfriend were being safe, but her surprised expression tells a different story. Who is going to break the news to the father of the kittens?
The Watermelon Gave Her The Perfect Pink Pout
This cat has been watching too many 5 Minute Hacks videos on YouTube. She saw a hack that watermelon could give you pink lip stain, so she had to try it out to see if it actually worked.
Now that she has mastered the subtle overdrawn lip hack, she feels qualified to start her own YouTube channel as a beauty guru.
Give'em The Old Razzle Dazzle
With a shimmy here and a kick there, and a sprinkle of jazz hands, this cat had the perfect dance routine to audition for the French X Factor. He is going to charm the judges with his razzle-dazzle attitude.
This looks oddly similar to the cats from Disney's Aristocats. Those kittens knew how to play the piano and dance across the keys with perfect timing and pizazz, and this cat would fit right into the talented bunch.
Family Photo Time
"Ok, kittens, everyone get on a step so we can take a family photo to send to all our friends." This mother looks so proud to show off her adorable kittens who have finally learned to sit still for more than five minutes.
Even the smallest one got his own step! As someone who is not a "cat person," this could change the way we look at cats, and we can understand why they are so loved.
"Freeze, Put Your Hands In The Air"
First of all, we have to take a second to appreciate how stinking cute this kitten is. Secondly, look at its little paws in the air as her owner points the fake gun.
She is confusing her owners to think she will follow their orders, but her cuteness is masking her plans to plot against the humans. She will rise to power one day.
"They Took Away My Catnip And Now My Life Is Ruined"
We aren't sure why this cat is so upset, but this photo is relatable on so many levels. He is probably profoundly saddened by the fact that his owners got a dog, or they reduced his treats to only one a day.
If this cat is not upset, this photo was probably taken while he was in the middle of belting out a song. "Country road, take me home to the place I belong, WEST VIRGINIAAAAA!"
When You Get In A Fight With Spiderman
This cat spent the entire day outside, and when he returned home, his owner assumed he had gotten in a fight with Spiderman and clearly lost.
The cat is thinking, "So you are just going to leave this web on my head while you take a picture and laugh at me? Well, now I know where your loyalty lies."
Why You Always Lying?
As we have said many times, do not trust the adorable faces that cats show because they can be quite the manipulators. This cat tries to use her cuteness to get extra food after she has already been fed.
She makes it extremely difficult to resist giving her a treat or extra food when she rolls over and tries to be extra cute. Luckily there is a sign so no one can fall for her tricks.
"Are You Sure You Need Another Glass Of Wine, Karen?"
This couple got their cat his own couch where he just sits and judges them all day long. He looks like he is about to say something about their sleeping habits or the amount of cake they have been eating.
He looks like he has a sassy name like Steve or Kevin. Whenever animals have human names, they are ten times sassier than the average pet.
Save Money And Give Them Plastic Bags To Play With
Why purchase an expensive cat toy when you could give them a plastic bag, and they will be just as satisfied. Cats are more satisfied with random household objects than the toys their owners purchase for them.
The cat saw the bag as a better version of the tent that came inside because the bag is waterproof and see-through. They can watch you while they stay protected from outside elements.
He's Having An Identity Crisis
Some people go through a mid-life crisis, while cats go through a mid-life identity crisis. This cat no longer identifies as a cat, he now wants to be a bird, and we just have to respect that.
We wouldn't worry for now. When the cat starts laying eggs, that's when you have a serious problem. Maybe the cat is just waiting for his lunch to return to the nest.
When You Forget To Save The Family Cat, It Comes For Revenge
You might not notice at first, but right next to the window engulfed in flames is a cat jumping out of it. The man in the photo saved the family dog and disregarded the cat because it was probably hiding.
Maybe the cat thought he was in an action movie, so he jumped through the blazing fire in an attempt to create the perfect scene. Either way, we are glad the cat got to safety.
After Many Injuries, They Finally Posted This Sign
Every time someone opens the fridge, the cat runs to try and grab something. After too many times of almost closing the cat's arm in the door, they decided to post a sign.
This cat does not care if it gets injured; the only motivation is food, and it is a strong motivator. Next time you go to the fridge, look out for random cat arms.
Treat Yo Self
This cat lives a life of luxury and refuses to sleep anywhere besides the doll bathtub. She knows what she wants, and she wants to treat herself to a relaxing bath, but without real water.
You would think that the kitten would avoid anything that resembles a bath because cats hate water, but she is smart and knows that just a tub is relaxing.
You're Not Fooling Anyone
In hopes of tricking humans and birds alike, this cat was posing as a bird feeder, but no one is buying this foolery. If he changed the words on the box from "bird feeder" to "bird eater," it would make much more sense.
He must have taken notes from Sylvester, the cat, but he should have known that Sylvester's plans are always foiled in the end.
She Had To Fulfill The Prophecy
This cat saw her owners eating alphabet soup, so she thought the letter board would taste just as good. She found out quickly that it doesn't have the same taste, but it does annoy her humans.
The cat was probably offended that her owner would put her on blast like that for everyone to read. "How dare you tell people about my letter eating habit, Jessica."
Peaceful AF
When the cat entered the temple, he realized their message was to be at peace with oneself, so he wanted to respect their wishes. We have never seen a more relaxed cat than this one.
Is it just us, or do you also aspire to achieve that level of peacefulness one day? This cat was promoted to zen master after they realized how quickly he achieved nirvana.
Catwoman In Real Life
Usually, Catwoman is depicted in the skin-tight black latex catsuit, and she is supposed to be sexy, but this is probably closer to what the writers were envisioning when they named the hero.
If she is not Catwoman, then she is definitely on her way to audition for the latest version of Cats. Since the movie was a flop, she might be able to land the role since their expectations are so low.
When You Get Asked The Same Questions Repeatedly
This cat belongs to the store manager, and she enjoys going to work to sleep in the box. She doesn't bother any of the customers, but they regularly ask the same questions over and over again.
Instead of the cashier having to answer the same questions, they wrote all the answers on her box so that people could focus more on her cuteness and less on her private life.
"Soaring, Flying, I'm Breaking Free"
These people have two normal cats, and they pushed their luck by getting a third cat. Unlike their first two cats, the third one likes to try dangerous stunts when it thinks no one is paying attention.
The cat must have watched Miley Cyrus's "Wrecking Ball" music video, and wanted to recreate it with the hanging light fixture. In case you were wondering, no cats were harmed in the making of this stunt.
Clearly Plotting Against Their Owner
After being stuck in quarantine with their owner for two days, the cats gathered for a meeting to decide how they would kill their owner or the family dog. Whoever pisses them off first will get the chop.
"Why are humans home all day? Something is wrong, and we must get to the bottom of it before the situation progresses." Little did they know their humans would be home for a few months...
Meowgic
We do not have a great deal of knowledge about cats, but we can certainly say that a cat's head should probably be attached to their body. This cat's head ran away from the body to hide on top of the cat tree.
Maybe this cat tree has a magical portal, so when he puts his head through, it appears at the top while his body remains on the bottom. It is a phenomenon that we may never understand.
Glass Full Of Kitty
After a long day at work, it's nice to come home, put on comfortable clothes, and pour yourself a large glass of kitten. Interestingly, the brand of wine is Black Cat. The kitten must have gotten confused.
After one sip, we would send this glass back because of all the hair in the glass. "Waiter, this wine is giving me a hairball. I would like a new glass of wine."
"She's Sleeping In The Toilet Again"
"Mom, can you come help? I need to go to the bathroom, but she is hogging it again!" The cat in the litter box looks so content with life like she doesn't have a care in the world.
On the other hand, the kitten waiting for the litter box looks distressed about not being able to do her business how she was taught. She might just have to teach her sibling a lesson about sleeping in their bathroom.
Just When You Thought You Outsmarted The Cat...
"So you thought I could be fooled, Tracy? You thought I wouldn't be able to reach these heights? Well, you were wrong again, and your plans are ruined." This cat outsmarted the office workers yet again.
All she wants to do is sit on the cakes people bring in, and her co-workers do not like it when she does that. No matter where they try to hide the cake, she will find a way to sit on it.
"Heyyyy, How Y'all Doing."
Someone was making their morning coffee when they looked out the window and saw these two cats. The person was very confused because they don't own either one of them, so they don't know where they came from.
The cats look just as stunned as the person probably was. They were in the middle of something sneaky when they got caught.
"I Don't Have A Flour Addiction"
This is Manchester. He would like everyone to know that he is currently in treatment for his flour addiction, but it is difficult to resist the temptation. Once someone opens the flour jar, he can't resist sticking his head in.
He claims that there is no evidence to prove that he was the flour culprit, but the white ring on his face says otherwise. We hope that Manchester can get the help he needs to beat his addiction.
She Came Back With Someone Else's Keys
Outdoor cats spend most of their days outside, and they are allowed to roam. This is an outdoor cat who brought home someone else's keys after a day of roaming.
Now we know where the term "cat burglar" came from. Instead of bringing his owner a dead mouse or bird, he brought the keys to a house. Thoughtful, but someone is probably looking for those.
Cat See, Cat Do
This cat was watching TV with his owner when he saw these cats marching across the screen. In a moment of curiosity, he decided to copy them, and he put on quite the show.
He was very disappointed when they marched off the screen, never to be seen again. Now he knows how to walk on his hind legs, but there is no one to join him.
"Oh, Were You Going To Eat This?"
Just when you thought cats couldn't be anymore calculated, this one proved that they could ruin anything. This person put their breakfast down for just a minute, and the cat quickly sat on it and ruined their sandwich.
The cat probably wanted to eat the sandwich, so he thought, "If I sit on it, they will have to give it to me because there is no way they will eat it after it touched my butt."
Instead Of A Zen Garden, Rake Your Cat
This cat saw her owner using a tiny rake for a zen garden, and decided she also wanted to be a zen garden. You can see that she succeeded in getting her human to use the tiny rake to pet her.
The cat's fur now looks like a field right after corn has been planted. We expect a great harvest this year. Instead of corn, maybe you will get kittens.
Not The Brightest Bulb In The Bunch
This cat likes to sneak into the bathtub and bite the faucet. One day his owners will have to teach him a lesson, so he stops ruining the tub. Although it may seem mean, he needs to learn that not all risks pay off.
They should just leave the water dripping one day and see what the cat does. Maybe he will sit under it instead of biting the metal.
"It Looks Just Like Me"
This is Peanut, and she is a special cat. When she was born, she was tiny compared to her siblings. Her owners quickly realized that she was missing an eye, and she had a cleft lip. This made her vulnerable to infections, but her mother and owners cared for her properly.
Although Peanut has deformities, she is still a sweet loving cat who enjoys when people send her gifts, like this painting of her next to the Eiffel tower.
"We Wanted To Know What Was Taking You So Long In The Bathroom"
This woman heard her husband screaming from the bathroom, so she went to see what all the commotion was about. She never thought she would find one cat hanging onto the shower curtain for dear life while the other one watches the entire thing play out.
The cat must have been watching Psycho and wanted to reenact the shower scene, but failed in the process.
She May Or May Not Be Practicing Witchcraft
"There is nothing to see here, I simply knocked over the plant accidentally, of course, and it formed a perfect circle mysteriously." Should her owner let her perform witchcraft in peace or put a stop to the madness.
If cats start practicing witchcraft, humans will be in danger. Who knows what the cats would have planned for us if they were able to perform spells.