If there's one thing that we can all agree on is that people tend to love dogs. We're not sure what it is about our furry friends that make us feel so strongly for them, but you can't deny that dogs and people have a special kind of bond. We do, however, tend to love some dogs more than others. We specifically love huge dogs the most. That's exactly why we made this article featuring the biggest and the best of boys out there on the internet. Scroll through to check out these canine titans!
When Your Dog Could Pass for Your Brother
Look, we don't want to be the ones to point this out because we don't want to be insensitive to anyone, but this dog definitely looks like a human. Either that or this human definitely looks like a dog. We're not quite sure which statement is truer in this case, we only know that they definitely could pass for brothers. You know you've made it when your dog looks like it does taxes.
All this dog's missing is just a pair of nice sunglasses, and he would look exactly like an unshaven version of his owner. We wish we had a pet that could pass for our double.
When Your Blanket's in the Laundry
Anyone who's too lazy to do his fair share of chores knows that when resources start running out, that's exactly when you have to start getting creative. Take this guy, for example; he ran out of blankets. That makes sense. It happens to the best of us. So what did he do? He used his own furry friend as a living, breathing blanket. Truly, a one of a kind solution.
And yet, this may just be taking the whole weighted blanket thing a little bit too far. Like, this dog probably weighs a ton. Maybe even two tons. Perhaps three.
"So What Breed Is Your Dog? " "Big. "
Where do people even find these kinds of dogs? Like, is there some kind of big dog warehouse chain with a bunch of different branches scattered across the country? That's probably the only explanation we can think of as to how all these people managed to get their hands on these titan dogs. Either that or there's some kind of secret dog-growing formula going around town. There's no other option.
We do have to say, though, that these two sure do make a cute pair. Like, it's clear that they love each other dearly. One of the most iconic human and huge dog duos of all time.
When You Wake Up Your Parents on A Lazy Weekend at 7AM
We're not going to lie, this is totally us when we were kids, nonchalantly waking up at parents at ungodly hours in the morning (heck, the sun probably wasn't even up), as if we weren't inadvertently causing them to suffer from sleep deprivation. Growing up, it's amazing just how they didn't scream at us for not letting them sleep in on the weekends. This picture definitely reminds us of that whole scenario.
We can tell by the look on this dog's face that he isn't too pleased with what's going on. We imagine that that was the exact face our parents made.
"Hold Me I'm Scared"
It doesn't matter how huge and terrifying and strong you are, the soul is a delicate thing, and everyone gets scared of things they really shouldn't be that scared of. This is as true for humans as it is for dogs, as showcased by this image right here. This huge canine is practically pleading to be held as he and his owner wait on some chair for something unknown.
Going by the way this dog is looking, he and his owner are probably waiting for the vet. It's true, nothing terrifies dogs more than a visit to the vet.
Netflix and Chill?
There's nothing in the world more gratifying and satisfying than just taking a day off to watch a little bit of TV with your dog. All the better if your dog happens to be the size of an Ikea couch. This picture just screams wholesome. The way the boy and his dog are just huddled up together on the couch is probably something that the kid's parents will treasure forever.
There is just one thing bugging us about this picture, though, and that's the way the kid and the dog are facing. They're obviously not looking in the same direction. What are they looking at?
David VS Goliath
This is a battle as old as time itself. A timeless tale of brains against brawn, of an underdog (and we mean this quite literally, seeing as there is a dog under a table in this picture) overcoming the odds. The only problem we have with this picture is that it would've been much fitting if the dog represented David and not Goliath. Then he would indeed be the underdog.
This picture also goes to show just how much contrast plays a role in our perception of size: we're not sure if that's a huge dog, or if that cat is just really small.
Medieval Carriages Be Like:
We're not going to lie, this image definitely reminds us of those horse carriages that were used for travel before some smart people banded together and invented the automobile. These dogs truly would have made for great carriage horses back in the day. This image just makes us want to dress up as though we were on our way to a fancy ball somewhere in Victorian England. Quite the vibe.
We also love just how similar these two dogs are. The symmetry between them is totally what makes this image so great. Can't go wrong with a pair of cute, identical dogs.
A Winter Wonderland Moment
Aww, this picture is just so adorable! Is there anything any cuter than an infant in a bunny suit just vibing in the snow with his furry companion (which, as you can see, is quite frankly enormous)? We're pretty sure there isn't, and if there is, it probably involves a baby and a huge dog doing something else. This is definitely what family life is all about. Truly a great picture.
How's the Weather Up There?
We're not sure if you've already noticed, but one of the dogs in this picture is sizably larger than the other one. You know, just thought we'd point that out for a second. The contrast between these two is just perfect. One of them is so adorable and small, while the other one is so adorably huge! It's crazy that the smaller dog can actually fit under the huge dog's body.
It seems as though these two are getting along, though, and that's definitely what's most important about this picture. There's nothing more adorable than two dogs of different sizes hanging out together.
When Your Boyfriend Makes You Pose for A Selfie You Weren't Ready for
Anybody who has ever accidentally opened up his or her's phone's front camera (you know, the selfie camera) knows just what we're talking about. For some reason, it's just impossible to look good in that selfie camera if you open it by accident. We're not sure if it's the camera or the angle, but something about that scenario is just way too unforgiving. Selfie cameras - can't live with them, can't live without them.
Somebody should definitely think of suing smartphone manufacturers for all the self-esteem issues their front cameras have caused over the years. We're sure whoever does that would make a killing.
When You See Your Ex in Public
There's no helping this guy, no matter how much his owners may try to comfort him. There's just no easy recovering from seeing your ex in public like that. Look at this guy's face; he is in utter dismay. He can barely believe what he's seeing. His heart has plunged down all the way to his pants while his brain is still trying to process what he's seeing before him.
That is, at least, what this photograph of a huge dog making a silly face reminds us of. Maybe that's just us and our specific, heartbroken imagination. That's probably it.
When You Ask Someone How Their Day Was and They Actually Answer
Dude, we didn't actually want to hear anything about your day. We don't care about you or anything else for that matter. We just asked because we were trying to be polite. Seriously, some people take those empty gestures of politeness way too seriously. Now sure, it may be a bit hypocritical to feign interest in something, but being polite is just one of those things that hold us together as a society.
Imagine a society where everyone says exactly what's on their mind at all times. That would be horrible. We would all be crying 24/7. This world needs its share of empty gestures.
Moving Apartments All By Yourself Is Like:
Anybody who has ever been too cheap to hire a moving company to help them move knows the pain of fruitlessly trying to fit a sofa twice the size of an average car into his crummy Toyota. Seriously, trying to move alone will just make you look exactly like this guy trying to shove this quite frankly gigantic dog into the back of his car to no avail. Just give up.
Another funny thing about this picture is that the dog already in the car is pretty big too, but he seems tiny compared to that absolute unit leaning on the car.
Taking the Whole Girl Next Door Thing A Little Too Far
What's not to like about a little bit of classic romance? There's nothing more timeless than the story of falling in love with the girl next door. It's something so engrained into our culture that some people actually model their personality after that image of the sweet, thoughtful, and effortlessly simple girl next door. So who's to say that canines don't dream of falling in love with the dog next door, too?
Just look at these two. It's pretty clear to any and all onlookers that what's at stake here is nothing short of love at first sight. Their wedding will be beautiful.
That Moment When You Audition for A Role as A James Bond Villain
This guy definitely went a little bit overboard when it came time for him to audition for a role in the new James Bond movie as its prime villian. Besides, didn't anybody tell him that Bond villians are always cat people and not dog people? Which, by the way, is total anti-cat propaganda. Now, don't get it twisted, we're dog people as well, but that's just some cat slander right there.
We also can't continue without making some kind of remark regarding the absolute size of this dog. This dog is bigger than the sofa he's chilling on. That's just crazy.
When You're Big but Shy
This is truly life goals. We're not sure if we mean that as in "it's a life goal to have a cute dog like this to cuddle with" or as in "these two kind of look like a cute couple as long as you disregard the fact that one of them is a dog." Truth be told, that dog doesn't quite look like a dog. It looks like something else.
Perhaps a bear? Yeah, that's it! This dog isn't a dog, it's a bear! That's the only possible explanation for his terrifically abnormal size. This ain't no Clifford the Dog, it's Winnie the Pooh!
When You're At an Asian Restaurant and Get Creative With the Chopsticks
This is a mildly offensive thing we do every time we go to some kind of Asian restaurant. It doesn't matter if it's a Chinese restaurant, a Korean restaurant, a Vietnamese restaurant, or any other Asian restaurant for that matter, as long as we get chopsticks, rest assured that we are going to put them in our mouths and act as though we were walruses, and there's nothing you nor anyone else can do about that.
And look at this dog doing the exact same thing: can you blame him? No, you can't. This is both adorable and hilarious. We wish we looked this cute doing the exact same thing.
When You Have to Babysit Your Little Brother
This brings back many memories of sleepless nights babysitting our younger siblings. Not that we had any fun during those days, but they wouldn't go to bed nor shut up, so they turned into sleepless nights. This picture just gives off that particular vibe. Look at the dog, he looks as though he's just fed up with everything, and that's exactly how we felt back then. Good riddance to those days.
Or, you could interpret this picture in quite a different manner: perhaps this dog is just extremely focused on protecting the baby. That's also very dog-like behavior if you know what we mean.
When You Smell Food You Can't Eat Yet
This dog definitely looks like us throughout the hours before Thanksgiving, when a hefty bunch of the food we're going to eat in just a few hours is ready, but we've got to wait until all the guests arrive and whatnot. We'll just sit there in the living room, drooling our souls out, waiting for us to finally gain permission to stuff our faces with delicious Thanksgiving foods. Oh, the agony.
This huge dog's owner is totally trying to keep him from pouncing on whatever he smelled for dinner. Frankly, we're quite surprised she's managed to hold him back, given his size.
Riding the New York Subway Is Like:
Anyone who has ever had the pleasure of riding the New York subway knows what we're talking about. We're not quite sure why, but some of the most unhinged, weirdest, freakishly odd people tend to gather on the New York City subway. We're not sure why that's the case, but that's just part of the New York charm, we guess. We've seen this huge dog in a human form quite a few times.
But the most important thing about this picture, and life at large, is that this dog's enjoying himself. He seems to be digging his time on the train. Can't blame him.
Looks Can Be Deceiving
They say you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. That being said, you also probably shouldn't go around judging a tree before it had the chance to grow from its sprout. And if those two things are true, then you definitely shouldn't try to anticipate a dog's size just by looking at his size as a puppy. Mother nature always finds a way to surprise us, we guess.
But we're going to have to talk about this dog's incredible growth sprout. We never knew dogs could even grow at such a scale. Guess dogs aren't born big; they become big.
This Is What Waking Up With A Hangover Feels Like
Listen up kids, the older you get, the more serious, severe, and generally debilitating your hangovers tend to get. Nowadays, nights that we wouldn't have even considered "drinking nights" just a few years ago have left us in a state very similar to the one in this photograph. We feel for this dog because we know exactly what he's going through. Somebody should make the poor fellow a hangover-appropriate breakfast.
Or perhaps this dog isn't going through a painful hangover after all, and he's just taking a nice nap on the sofa. During the daytime. Man, we kind of wish we were him.
Who's the Cutest Cowboy in the Wild West?
This cute little puppy, who truthfully isn't that little at all, is totally rocking the wild west cowboy look. We just know this adorable guy is going to embark on a long, everlasting journey in pursuit of gold and the true spirit of America, all the while trying to find himself and solving several different local disputes across different towns. Yeah, this dog is a true American hero. Good for him.
Whoever wrapped that bandana around this titan of a dog's neck knew exactly what he was doing. He made his pet into the cutest little cowboy to ever walk the Earth.
This Cute Guy Is Living the American Dream
The white picket fence? The colorful garden? There is no doubt about it: this adorable dog is living the archetypical 1950s American dream. Someone should tell him that's it all downhill from here. Or, you know what? Maybe we shouldn't tell him. Maybe we should let this huge fella just live his peaceful life in his dream home. He's just too cute for us to let him down. Way too cute.
A lot of people tend to get scared whenever they see a large dog, but this dog is just so inviting and friendly. Look at his eyes! They're so welcoming!
When You Fall Asleep on Your Partner
There's nothing cozier than the feeling of drifting off while leaning on your partner. What some people don't fully understand is the other side of this situation; being the person who gets slept on is just as fun as being the one to snooze off. That is, in our estimation, exactly what this photograph is showcasing. Look at that dog, he seems so genuinely and immeasurably happy! He knows what's up.
Seriously, we're not sure we've ever seen a dog so happy. Look at his eyes, they're practically beaming with excitement and wholesome emotions. We wish we were this happy.
Medieval Balls Were Totally Like This
We're not sure if this is because we know absolutely nothing about the medieval times (or generally anything about history at all), but this is totally what we imagine all those medieval balls were like. You know, those posh dance parties that all esteemed and respected members of feudal society would take part in. We're not sure why this photograph reminds us of that, maybe it's just how regal and royal that dog looks.
This, by the way, isn't only due to his precious, luxurious white fur; it's also about the way this dog carries himself. Everything about him screams royalty. No doubt about it.
When Your Partner Wants to Make Up But You're Still Upset
We're not quite sure what this owner did to his dog, but we are certain that that dog is not over it. Whatever it was. This really does look way too much like a couple trying to make up after an argument in which things that shouldn't have been said were said and feelings were hurt. This is just the kind of picture that gives off domestic trouble vibes. Truly artsy.
We wish these two a swift and graceful recovery. Sometimes, these fights are for the best. It's all about what happens after these arguments; these two need to communicate better!
When You're Scouring Your Grandma's House for Candy
We've all gone on a treasure hunt at our grandparents' house in search of the most precious treasure known to man: candy. That is, at least, how we felt when we were but kids. There was nothing more valuable than the taste of sweet, sweet candy, and grandma always seemed to have an infinite supply of the good stuff. That said, finding the supply source was easier said than done.
There were so many ways to get lost; so many tall cupboards; so many decoy cookie boxes that actually had random items inside them. But, in the end, we prevailed.
When You Have Two Left Feet But Someone Makes You Dance
Anybody who wouldn't be able to dance to save his own life knows exactly how this feels. Some people just weren't made for dancing, but that doesn't stop other people from forcing them to embarrass themselves by trying anyways. Thankfully, those people usually come to their senses after they realize what a mistake they've made and apologized for applying peer pressure into making you embarrass yourself heavily. Apology accepted, we guess.
This dog just kind of looks like the way someone who can't dance feels whenever he's dancing. We know the feeling all too well, unfortunately. We've been there. We've done that.
Survival Tip #4: Blend Into the Environment
This huge dog has learned a lesson or two from the chameleons. Either that or he has undergone some basic camouflage training, because he totally has mastered the art of blending into the environment, which, given just how big this dog is, is quite impressive. We should be sending this boy into enemy territories to gather intel and build the bad guys, or whatever spies do. He's just that good.
But before we do that, we're going to have to give this guy a spy name. We'll call him, Agent Woofers because, well, he's a dog. Best of luck, Agent Woofers.
Riding the Train Home on the Way From A Party Is Like:
We've definitely had this experience once or twice or perhaps even maybe twenty times or so. Picture this: you're taking the train home from a party. You're completely wasted, and you feel as though everyone knows exactly how drunk you are and that you're sticking out like a sore thumb. That's exactly what this photograph reminds us of. It just gives off that "I'm a total outsider on this train" vibe.
We're sure people were looking at us with amazement and perhaps a little bit of fear, too, just as the people in this picture are looking at that comically-sized dog.
When You Take Your Little Brother for A Walk
Some kids just can't seem to grow past that phase in which they love their teddy bear to death and feel a strong urge to take him with them wherever they go. We're not sure why this happens, maybe Freud could shed a bit of light on that occurrence, but we do know that this dog is definitely giving off some "I'm way too attached to my teddy bear" vibes.
Which, just to be clear, is not a bad thing. It's incredibly cute. Almost too cute, if we do say so ourselves. It's so cute that we can't help but feel a little sorry for the guy.
When One Blanket Isn't Enough
As if one huge dinosaur of a dog wasn't a good enough blanket, this lady decided that she needed another one. Seriously, how is she breathing under all that weight? That seems like at least 300 pounds of pure dog. We're not sure we could take that much dog without our bodies crumbling beneath the weight. This is one woman you wouldn't want to mess with. She's got fierce companions.
That's definitely one of the perks of having a huge, monstrously large dog. People won't mess with you. And if they do, just get another one. That'll do the trick.
That's No Guard Dog, That's A Guard Bear!
This sign should be taken down given just how inaccurate it is. That ain't no guard dog; no, that's a fully grown polar bear guarding the premises. Truly, there is nothing more frightening than the prospect of getting mauled by a ferocious dog the size of a T-Rex. We would definitely make sure to stay clear from that building lest the dog somehow broke through the fence and straight-up butchered us.
But that probably wouldn't happen given just how much of a good boy this dog right here is. Yeah, he would never do something so violent and obscene. He's so kind-hearted!